Looks like the only kisses I'm going to get...
New Years Kisses
pointyourerection-inmydirection: Expectation: Reality:
mystinkybutt: I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
How teens and adults text
pinaynamedpearl: whensara: pagsy: hoyitsjcbayan: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff LITERALLY SO RELEVANT -___ -omg & my mom thinks I can’t...
Interviewer: 'Would you date a 13 year old girl?'
Justin: 'Romeo was 16, Juliet was 13, I'd be her Romeo, she'd be my Juliet'
Dear Parents, I'm not obsessed with drugs, alcohol...